Sunday, January 24, 2010

GARY MOTHERF*CKING OAK

You have just been rewarded with your Masters Degree in Cancer Research. In ten minutes you are going to have an interview to get a job of your lifetime with a six digit salary. You'll be able to pay off your student loans no problem. You flip on the TV right before you leave and what do you see? GARY MOTHERF*CKING OAK has just found the cure for Cancer.

This dates back to Pokemon games in the following examples...
You're training on Route 22 for Brock's Gym, your pokemon are tired, and who do you see? GARYMOTHERF*CKING OAK

You just beat Lance, the last one of the Elite Four, with all your revives and healing items used up. In the middle of jamming the A-button, he says you WOULD be the champion, but who has to be in the next room that's so bare it's epic? GARY MOTHERF*CKING OAK

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