Sheriff Rudd

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd today announced he will retire from politics and go up in the world and try his luck as a Sheriff. Sheriff Rudd will be assigned to the Outback of Western Australia were he will uphold the law. Many people already support his change of career and hope he will do a better job as Sheriff.

When asked what equipment he needed and when he could start Rudd simpily said "Give me some fluffy pink handcuffs and i will start straight away" it would appear Rudd has already stopped using his big words and is talking like all normal people. Kevin seems very enthsuastic about becoming a new Sheriff and does not want to waist any time so we all agree to give him his handcuffs and throw him into the Outback.

Good luck Sheriff Rudd you will NOT be missed as the Australia Prime Minister and who knows you may become more popular now.

Kevin Rudd's Outburst

Today Kevin Rudd attacked an Air Hostess after they messed up his Happy Meal. The Hostess involved works for Qantas and is used to roudy passangers but she stated that "Mr Rudd is the worst person i have ever met." Rudd's Happy Meal was supposed to have a cheese burger with no pickles but the Hostess forgot to take the pickels out.

Australia's Prime Minister has a some what short temper, having thrown many well publiced hissy fits. One of these such hissy fits was on other plane when he yelled at a Hostess cause they messed up his food. Rudd has also screamed at people because he couldnt find his Hair Dryer.

Does Australia really want a Prime Minister who throws sads about a Happy Meal or a Hair Dryer? Kevin Rudd has turned out to be a huge embarressment to the Australian government and worse a huge let down to the public. We here by ask some one to make Rudd step down before we end up more of a joke then the 2000 Syndey Olympics.

Mr Rudd we have a new slogan for you, Kevin 07, What A Joke!

Nazi and Soviet Union at War, again

Another War has broken out today, this time between Sovet Union and Nazi Germany. This has happened before, during World War 2. The main reason for the war is still currently unknown though we hope to find out as soon as we can. It will be amazing to see how this war turns out considering the huge size of Russia compared to the tiny countrey of Germany.

First of all we will look at the Soviet Union and how there people are taking the news that they are once again at war with Germany. The army of the Sovit Union is in great shape and has about 9 Divisions in the western side of Russia with 5 more divsions coming from the east of the country. As far as the government is concerned they will destroy the Germans in a little under a week. There have been no demonstrations against the wat yet though massive enlisting has and is happening, it seems the public is fully behind the war.

Now as for the Germans, it would appear that they are not so well equiped for this war. They have 8 Divisions in all to fight the Russians. The German government has already put in help from its allie NATO, but no decision from NATO has been made yet. The German Public does not seem to enthusiastic about the War considering that the last 2 major wars the were involved in did not go well. It would seem that Germany will soon be under Soveit control. People in Germany dont seem happy and there has already been huge demonstrations and a few attacks on government ministers directly involved with the War. We would advise Germany to seek an end to these hostilites before it means the end of their glorious country and the Soviet Union becoming even bigger and powerfuller.

America does not wish to see its greatest threat, the Soviet Union become stronger so they have asked their greatest asset to sort the trouble out. The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are now on their way to Russia to stop the War. As many of you will know the Power Rangers have stopped many Villains from destroying the world. If they fail to stop the Russians using diplomatic terms they have been austhorized by Barack Obama to use any means to end the War, even if the Power Rangers have to fight them all single handed.

We all wish this War would be over fast and not see any people hurt. If the Power Rangers are killed then many countrie would go to War with who ever was resbonsible for the killing, as the Power Rangers are considered the coolest group of people in the world and because many people fin the Pink Power Ranger to be attractive, many men would be devestated if she died. All of us here at the Public Infortmation Act hope to see a swift end to the War.

Australian of the Year 2009

The Prime Minister of Australia Kevin Rudd today annouced the 2009 Australian of the Year award winner. The winner is none other than the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. He was nominated earlier in the year but because he wasn't an Austalian citizen Kevin Rudd had to push through the paper work in record time.

He was nominated for putting up with Kermet the Frog for even more than a minute. Kermit the Frog has a record of being the most annoying person in the world even worse than Hi-5, Pokemon and George Bush. Swedish Chef deserves more than the Australian of the Year award, in our opinion he is in need of a knighting by Queen Elizebeth the second of England, plus more.

Congratulations Swedish Chef!

Tooth Fairy, Caught at last

The Tooth Fairy was finally arrested today after 2000 years of tyranny. Mr Fairy is well known for breaking into little childrens rooms and taking teeth and leaving money behind, but what else does he do in the childs room. Many people think that Mr Fairy would be good at teaching steath techniques, but he has broken the law many times. The Supreme Court of America has the Tooth Fairy charged with over 80 trillion accounts of breaking and entering.

Barack Obama is currently making a deal with the Supreme Court to let the Tooth Fairy off all charges, so that he can teach the military stealth techniques they could only ever dream off. He has successfully broken into so many childrens rooms that Micheal Jackson would never have been able to beat.

Since we have all lost teeth then we will all have had the Tooth Fairy in our rooms, which is a thought that scares me and i want to see him behind jail beacuse who knows what he did to use while we were all asleep, God only knows. I will sleep soundly at night when i know he is behind bars and no longer braking in to little boys and girls rooms.

Antartica, The 7th State

Australia is currently preparing its troops for a new campaign, they plan to capture Antartica. Kevid Rudd also known as the infamous Rudkip has decided that it is time for Australia to do something worthwhile other than creat vegimite. Australia has long had its eyes on Antartica and the only thing that has stopped it from happening before now is that John Howard couldn't see it from under his eyebrows.

Australia's army has been preparing for this since 1901 but has been interupted by things such as WW1, WW2, and other wars not to mention some of Australias Prime Ministers never knew were Antartica was.

As much as we would like Australia to become a big boy we would advise they pick an easier target, after all the Penguins are violent and merciless fighters and are the ones responsible for the collapse of the Soviet Union. It would be a shame for Australia to lose its entire army, a better target would be new Zealand which is realtivly close to Australia.

Could anyone imagine Kangaroos bouncing around Antartica or a bbq on the ice, No it is not natural but it would work if Australia decided to attack New Zealand first, then decide to fight the Pengiuns.

Geneva Convention Updated.

Today Geneva annouced it is in the process of getting countries to sign its updated convention. The convention is about a new policy they want enforced it is for the Royal Society for the Protection of Politicans(R.S.P.P). The policy has been highly praised by Kevin Rudd and Barack Obama already and other world leaders and simple politicans to all be on board. It is expected to be signed by every single country with in days leading to a happier place for politicans.