Sheriff Rudd

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd today announced he will retire from politics and go up in the world and try his luck as a Sheriff. Sheriff Rudd will be assigned to the Outback of Western Australia were he will uphold the law. Many people already support his change of career and hope he will do a better job as Sheriff.

When asked what equipment he needed and when he could start Rudd simpily said "Give me some fluffy pink handcuffs and i will start straight away" it would appear Rudd has already stopped using his big words and is talking like all normal people. Kevin seems very enthsuastic about becoming a new Sheriff and does not want to waist any time so we all agree to give him his handcuffs and throw him into the Outback.

Good luck Sheriff Rudd you will NOT be missed as the Australia Prime Minister and who knows you may become more popular now.