The Tooth Fairy was finally arrested today after 2000 years of tyranny. Mr Fairy is well known for breaking into little childrens rooms and taking teeth and leaving money behind, but what else does he do in the childs room. Many people think that Mr Fairy would be good at teaching steath techniques, but he has broken the law many times. The Supreme Court of America has the Tooth Fairy charged with over 80 trillion accounts of breaking and entering. Barack Obama is currently making a deal with the Supreme Court to let the Tooth Fairy off all charges, so that he can teach the military stealth techniques they could only ever dream off. He has successfully broken into so many childrens rooms that Micheal Jackson would never have been able to beat.
Since we have all lost teeth then we will all have had the Tooth Fairy in our rooms, which is a thought that scares me and i want to see him behind jail beacuse who knows what he did to use while we were all asleep, God only knows. I will sleep soundly at night when i know he is behind bars and no longer braking in to little boys and girls rooms.
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