Dogs playing poker and pool has been going on for a few years now but it has reached the point were it can no longer be tolerated so the Australian government has decided to kill any Dog caught doing either. The new policy is considerd by many to be a bit of an over reaction, but no one has big enough balls to go against the Australian government no matter how weak they are. It is well known that Kevin Rudd (a.k.a Big K) is afraid of Dogs and is trying get rid of them to hide that fact.
Although Rudd is afraid of Dogs it was actuelly Barack Obama's idea for the policy and Kevin Rudd while on his knees infront of Obama is noted to have said "mmh" when asked the question. It would seem that Australia is know at war with every single Dog in Australia. If the War is succseful then Brock Obama will start a war with the Dogs in America(and we don't mean the ugly girls).We Advise All Dogs To Go Into Hiding
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