Thursday, November 12, 2009

Dumbledore, Comes Out His Magical Closet

Today Albus Dumbledore the esteemed Headmaster of Hogwarts admit he was gay. The public is shocked by this sudden announcment. The wizard community are equally as shocked as we are.

There is still no news on how Harry Potter is taking this news. While many may question the unhealthy realationship that Harry and Dumbledore share, we belive it is healthy for an old gay man to be spending a lot of time with a young boy. Though its has been reaveled that Dumbledore's partner is none other than Gandalf.

Voldemort today also spoke publicly after Dumbledore's announcement saying he knew Dumbledore was gay. When Voldemort was at school Dumbledore tried to hook up with him. It seems everyones favourite wizard is nothing more than a gay pedofile.

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