Homer Simpson Neglectful Father

Homer J. Simpson was today arrested and charged for Child Abuse, Neglectful Parenting and selling Government secrets to the Chinese. He was taken into custody at 8:35 this morning and charged. Many of his fans have already tried to pay the bail but they were stopped by Bill Clinton who asked for the money to Get Hiliary some plastic surgery.

Homer Simpson has a long police file already, some of which is to do with his parenting. One such account is that Homer strangled his son Bart after Bart got an ear ring. Homer has strangled his son so many times that the police have had trouble keeping track of it all, although beacuse he is a celebrity he is able to get away with anything minor. He would be getting off the current charges if he had not sold Government Secerts.

Barack Obama, the coolest man ever to sit in the Oval Office has recently revealed what secerts Homer sold to the Chinese. He revealed the Colonel's recipe for Fried Chicken which some people think that Homer deserves the death penalty. Another secret revealed was that Micheal Jackson is still alive and living in Jamaica, getting a little sun light. The last secert was that Barney the Dinosaur is retiring from child performance, he will be missed.

Homer as shown in the picture opposite has strangled his son, this is not the only picture we have obtained. He deserves to be put behind bars and replaced in the tv show The Simpsons, Carl would be a great subbstiute for Homer. This sort of actions could ruin Barts life and put him in theropy for years to come. I like many think Homer deserve the worst punishment available, an hour listening to Kevin Rudds Speach's. Since Homer sold secerts to China he will be tried by the Supreme Court and if found guilty any punnishment could happen, all is up to the judge. Lets hope that Justince works.