Mcdonalds Scandal

The head office of Mcdonalds is facing charges. They are facing many charges one of which is that their mascot Ronald Mcdonald is a convicted terroist. He is the mastermind behing September 11 2001. The United States is currently convicting the trial for the terror related activities. The Trial is into its fourth day and is expected to last for a month.

Ronald Mcdonald is also facing charges for trying to kill the current Pope so he could take over. Pope Benidict is not very happy about this but has never the less forgiven him. Though some people wish that Ronald was the new Pope, it would make things very interesting.

Mcdonald is also a street racer but hey that is pretty cool. This offense will be taken to the Petty Court. If we were to reveal all of Mcdonalds charges it would be one long list and he deserves to be awarded a medal for the number of laws he has broken.

We are all ashamed that Ronald Mcdonald has proven to be nothing more than a petty criminal, and he should be put away and Mcdonalads should be sold. If anyone else broke any 1 of the laws that he has broken they would have been put in jail faster than John Howard when confronted by an eyebrow waxer.