The Real Boy From Oz

Hugh Jackman, star of X-Men, Van Helsing and the gay films Happy Feet, Australia and The Worst Play Ever made titled "The Boy From Oz" a play were Jackman plays a gay guy who pranses all over stage trying to hook up with guys. Many People will know that Hugh Jackman was recently voted Sexiest Man In The Universe, what no one knows is that he only won because the other men in the competion were all Mexican Geeks. The Australian people are sorry for producing Jackman and Kevin Rudd is expected to make an apology to the entire world in the coming weeks.

When Hugh Jackman first started acting people thought he would be a good actor, but oh how wrong they were. As shown in the above picture Jackman likes to dress like a poof. Jackmans acting has caused many debates since his first film. He is known to have tried a lot of ways to get Heath Ledgers part in Brokeback Mountion, although without sucsess. He is famous for playing a man with claws, homosexual tendancy's, savagness and retarded Wolverine.

A petition is currently being passed around Australia, it asks all Australians to sign in order for the country to banish Jackman from Australia and take away his citizenship. A few people me included feel that the petition is not enough and wish for capital punishment to be brought back in.

Hugh Jackman i am speaking directly to you now, you have caused so many people deep emotional anguish and i therefore put forward a request for you to quit acting, move to Mexico and leave every one alone once and for all.