Kevin Rudd, A Evil Dictator

As a lot of you will know the Australian Prime Minister is Kevin Rudd. He has been in power since 2007. He is a vicious dictator and has forced the Australian people into economic troubles. Unlike he predecessor John Howard, Kevin Rudd has not continued the old tradition of Prime Ministers of sucking up to the American President and doing anything they wish, because Rudd has refused to suck up the Americans responded by creating Swine Flu and spreading it around to teach is a lesson. When Kevin is happy his eyes start to glow red and he starts to rant in Mandorin. The only reason people can stand that cocky dwarf is that he keeps giving out money to stay in favour.

Kevin Rudd is a menace on our society and must be controlled, because of his ignorance and refusal to suck up to America, Australia is starting to become a third world counrty. He is causing us to be almost as bad as the French and lets face it who would want to be French, even the French don't want to be French. The reason know one has bothered to remove him from office is that well who has the time to go and see him and then tell him that he is sacked as Prime Minister although if we had the time we would sack him.

Kevin Rudd has a special ability, when he concentrates hard he turns into Rudkip. He becomes half man and half Mudkip. Rudkip likes to curl up in his office and shoot water at everyone. The only Rudkip currently in existance is the Australian Prime Minister. He is one of a kind although a lot of people wish there was no Rudkips in existance.

I put forward a request to Ash Kethem to come and catch the rare Rudkip, if Rudkip was caught all Australians would be happy and it would pave the way for the great John Howard to come back into office and fix all our problems in a few short weeks. I recently put a bill into the parliment, the bill was titled Propisition 24 which states Should we allow Ash Ketchem to catch Rudkip yes/no. The bill is put to the people in the coming weeks if sucsessful the Australian government will write to Ash asking for his help.